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state the obvious girl, age three

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description: all natural slabs of gleaming, raw fish on molded, cold, vinegar and sugar-marinated globs of rice, all neatly wrapped in dried, paperlike seaweed. isn't it delicious? the health benefits are astounding, after all, what could be healthier and more fat free than raw, so-fresh-it's-still-twitching fish, fish, fish? for the squeamish, sushi also comes in such mouth-watering varieties as egg (tamago), boiled octopus, (tako) boiled shrimp (ebi), cooked eel, and fish spawn, among others! and there are always the ever-present california rolls, seattle rolls, and maki rolls! don't forget your wasabi and raise a glass of sake!


maki rolls!

aimee, amber, amea, britta, cabe, chuck, claire, datalplex, des, eliza, erik, fitz, God, grid, gwenny, iggy, jacob, jaysplosion, jen, jessica, josef, jim, josiah, jules, kaie, kathay, kit, lego, livya, ni ni, pandy, pinky, pylite, saje, sizz, taren, ted, tracy, will, will2, waifa

nigiri sushi!

dan barrett, covielle, leximillian, neil gaiman, otherpeople, slashpuppets, wil wheaton, technicolor.org, true porn clerk stories, zannah


wasabi!

angry little girls
apocamon
bite me
cat and girl
jack
non-sequitur
pentasmal
sinfest
something positive


tempura!

bad candy
big bunny
clockwork orange
dollzmania
elfwood
engrish.com
epilogue
explodingdog
hunger site
lego lord of the rings
lord of the rings
lordoftherings-fan.com
muffin films
mr. cranky
theonering.net
the onion
orlando bloom online
quotes-r-us
the sandman library
side7
spooky land
thespark
television without pity
the very secret diaries
yerf


currently reading

the return of the king
jrr tolkien

things fall apart
chinua achebe


current music

i am the walrus, the beatles


sake!
(add the ".com")

pitas!
sushi bloggy goodness

this is eggie

Tuesday, 09.03.02 >> 09:59 p.m.
around the corner

Got free sushi tonight at the Lubovitch House. Which was amusing, because it was Kosher sushi.

Mmm, free sushi.

Throat still kind of hurts. Doing better.

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Tuesday, 09.03.02 >> 12:48 p.m.
you could swear that it's never there

Throat hurts. Feels like I have swallowed a pair of pissed-off, horny hedgehogs that are now bumping and grinding in my goddamn trachea and are possibly making out like drunken college students. Woke up this morning and could not talk at ALL.

Am tired. Staying in sounds wonderful.

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Tuesday, 09.03.02 >> 02:21 a.m.
last time around

First of all, Nini, that is NOT WHAT HAPPENED. And you put this on the internet? I have no expletives for this.

Anyway. Have sore throat. Am pissed. Was hit in head with Frisbee at lunch in Quad. If you thought all the partying made me stupid, well, now I have head trauma to help me with my Stoopidification. Anyway, my day was incredibly boring. Woke up impossibly tired, staggered to brunch with Elaine, met John's (guy from last night) roommate, went to more orientation stuff, and crawled home. Then I set up the microwave, cleaned the room (again and unsuccessfully), found out one wall of electrical outlets in our room did not work (angrily), and did my laundry (semi-competently), which took an inordinate amount of time and ate $1.25 worth of my quarters, fucker of a washing machine. Finally, I went to see "Silence of the Lambs" with Seth, which made things a little better.

I am now back in the dorm room with a pack of Ricola from the Wawa, which is not helping the sore throat at all. My mouth tastes like pure yucky.

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Monday, 09.02.02 >> 03:22 a.m.
for whom the bell tolls

Art museum social tonight. Very posh, but didn't dress up. Sat next to a guy from the fourth floor on the bus and ended up walking around the museum with him, Debbie, Nini, and Giselle for the rest of the evening. He is in Wharton. Hope to see him around again.

Anyway, frat parties tonight were immensely, immensely stupid. Am very, very angry about the waste of time.

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Sunday, 09.01.02 >> 05:14 p.m.
she's got a bottle of tequila and a bottle of gin

I really can't read these packets. I am now officially ASS-STOOOOPID.

Counting Crows is hot. I love their newest song, "American Girls."

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Sunday, 09.01.02 >> 04:46 p.m.
just around the corner

Because Gwennykins rocks:


The second book written and the third chronologically, you're the story of a Narnia hundreds of years after the last visit, populated by mythological creatures struggling to overthrow a king determined to wipe them out. Susan's Horn brings help when it's most needed ...

Find out which Chronicles of Narnia book you are.

That was my favorite book, too.

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Sunday, 09.01.02 >> 04:18 p.m.
don't you forget about me

Pandy is smoking crack, but it's no secret.

NerdsForver: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
NerdsForver: ahahahhahhaha
NerdsForver: :: barfs on you::
eggiechan: AAAAGGGGGGH
eggiechan: *NINJA SCREAMS*
eggiechan: *eye explodes and shoots blood all over 
you*

......

NerdsForver: :: barfs on you::
NerdsForver: EGGIE AOOOHN AHH
eggiechan: UH UH UH
eggiechan: FASTER FASTER
eggiechan: lhao
eggiechan: what the fuck?!
NerdsForver: HAHAHHAHA
eggiechan: ...i think i've finally snapped.
NerdsForver: I snapped a while ago

......

NerdsForver: Will and I think I'm too antisocial to 
do drugs
NerdsForver: ahahahahha
NerdsForver: thanks though!
eggiechan: yeah, well, it's GOOD FOR YOU
eggiechan: *slams heroin needle in your arm*
NerdsForver: BITCH
NerdsForver: I could get AIDS
eggiechan: TAKE THIS AND YOU WON'T CARE *gives 
Xanax and Lithium cocktail*

And this is completely unrelated, but true:

fembot chic: he also hits on things that have 
just breasts or just vaginas, since i've seen him come 
on to fat guys and prepubescent girls
eggiechan: i have no expletives suitable for this.

<3 for all

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Sunday, 09.01.02 >> 04:07 p.m.
keep dreaming you'll never know

I thought Penn was a party school, but nothing matches Reed in good old Portland. I just talked to Jay and she tells me that at Reed THEY HOLD BEER PARTIES UNDER THE SUBSTANCE FREE DORM. THAT is how Core they are.

And like the good Ivy Leaguer I am, I am going to go read some packets for a class that hasn't even started yet. Shit.

yes, we are an ivy league. we are not penn state.

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Sunday, 09.01.02 >> 03:30 p.m.
non sum pisces

As if right on cue for the start of September, it's been raining since this morning, and it hasn't stopped yet. I guess I must have brought Oregon weather with me, kind of like a Typhoid Mary of shit weather. It's kind of cool.

Anyway, as a result, everybody's holed up in their dorm rooms sitting on their asses and IMing everybody like crazy. At least, that's what I'm doing, and because I feel like a loser doing it, I'm going to peg everybody else with the same activity. I am so fucking evil. *cackles* and insecure

I have Fight Club poster on wall now. *humps Tyler Durden* Holy frijole, that movie rocks my socks.

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Sunday, 09.01.02 >> 03:11 a.m.
don't you have any pride

So anyway, it's all been so very hectic. So, so very hectic. I can't even remember what I want to talk about, because it's already three in the morning and I haven't actually slept very well since I left home. All I can think of right now is my amazement at how quickly freshman can form unbreakable social ties, and my apparent inability to do so. People are already hooking up at random (freshmen do not date. they "hook up" with anything that moves, apparently), and me, I'm watching the large herds of freshmen wandering around campus and thinking to myself, "...the fuck?! it's the third day of school and you're all, like, already grouping like sheep?!"

And I strongly suspect it's mostly just my hall. All the freshmen in the dorms surrounding us can name people in dorms halfway across campus already and us, yeah, we barely know who's above and below us. It's kinda sad, but I've been doing my best to try and fix that. I mean, everybody's perfectly nice and stuff...we just don't...talk. Communication is the key!

It may be the fact that I've somehow been placed in the "Study of Infectuous Diseases" hall when I actually applied to the "Women in Science" program. I think it's the fact that I have a picture of a gigantic influenza virus next to my name on the placard on my door that is keeping people from stopping to say hi, as is apparently the norm in all other dorms. Yes, I'll blame it on that; the entire Quad has subconsciously labeled us as the Diseased Hall and are pretty much avoiding most of us like the anthrax and diptheria that is pictured on our doors.

And it seems as if people don't remember your name so much as the disease you're associated with, too. It's sad. It's pathetic. I feel like every time I say, "Hi, my name is Eveline," I'm actually saying, "Hi, I'm Influenza. I cause chills, nausea, and vomiting. You want to go to that Frat party on Spruce tonight?"

We all truly live in a bubble.

Anyway, tonight I just bought my textbooks, went to the free music/dessert thing at the Penn bookstore (HOLY SHIT SO MANY BOOKS AM CREAMING PANTIES NOW), and then went to the comedy night event at Irvine. I bought two movie posters at the Penn bookstore; one for Moulin Rouge and the other for Fight Club (Ed Norton and Brad Pitt...mmmmm), and the comedy night was hilarious -- except I managed to sit in the middle of a group of French students who were explaining to each other very loudly in French almost all of the jokes.

But it was fun?

I sleep now.

Jess: Um. Not a good thing, seriously.

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Saturday, 08.31.02 >> 02:42 p.m.
three one two

Hmmm...

Iced spoons and cold water bottles.

But not in a good way, AT ALL.

Aimee, STOP LAUGHING. So. Wrong.

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Friday, 08.30.02 >> 01:29 a.m.
spin spin doctor

Am in dorm room. Have finished moving in. Am dead tired. Room decor is best described as "war torn." Roommate is incredibly nice. Am terrified of communal showering and possibility of flashing people. Have probably already semi-flashed somebody today already. This somebody was male, and was coming down stairs as Eggie got out of shower and somebody else silmultaneously opened bathroom door. Was thankfully wrapped mostly in towel. Am terrified of horrible foot fungi dwelling in shower. Am horrified of contracting said fungi and dying an agonizing, screaming death. Cannot sleep on bed as there is too much stuff. Personal belongings are slowly taking over room in hordes and armies, screaming, "L'INDEPENDANCE POUR TOUS! L'EGALITE, LIBERTE, FRATERNITE!" and waving patriotic banners and such. Thinking of crashing in front of compur895 4q3p5q2501c8af dkl;jddassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Wednesday, 08.28.02 >> 04:55 p.m.
catch her in a bottle

So all I've been doing today is listening to music and chatting...yeah...I have a life, really I do. It just seems to have, uh, been misplaced, is all. *twiddles fingers*

Anyway the K&D Sessions are really good. I finally found a track listing for that today...I always liked that Depeche Mode song anyway.

Just took the dogs out again. It smells nice outside, probably because it just rained. It is amusing; Lifu, the male dog, always is so happy to see Lishing, the female. He never fails to wag his tail when he sees her. But I suspect that Lishing is really a cat in a dog's body. She's done nothing today except sleep and scratch herself, only getting up to, you know, take care of her business.

she also has this nasty skin infection that makes her smell raaaank

I wish I had dogs of my own.

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Wednesday, 08.28.02 >> 02:02 p.m.
around and about and up and down

Today was all drizzly and...cold. That is shocking. Like, usually it's all muggy and gross and stuff. But this was rather refreshing, because the mosquitoes and their West Nile Virus were gone. I'm actually wearing a long-sleeved shirt for the first time this week.

Ugh. *picks at her lunch in disgust* Leftover Chinese food again, except this is incredibly greasy. *shrugs* I feel heavy.

I had a weird dream last night. I was in a classroom and Nathan walks in and gives me some prom photos. I'm like, "Thanks," and he's like, "Bye."

....

So tired. Move-in tomorrow. Bought a lot of stuff for dorm, am only mildly pleased from materialistic splurging.

I'd forgotten how good Incubus is. God, I love the Make Yourself album. *licks Make Yourself*

*Makes sure nobody else is looking, and licks Brandon Boyd*

I think I'll go stare at the squirrel in the tree outside now.

eggiechan: ahaha, drew thinks i'm a lesbian
locaguapa007: haha
eggiechan: *dances*
locaguapa007: haha
eggiechan: *does the lesbian dance*
locaguapa007: HAHAH
eggiechan: yeah, that's right
eggiechan: lol
locaguapa007: where are you doing the lesbian dance?
eggiechan: *works it*
eggiechan: in my lesbian chair
locaguapa007: ooh baby

........

eggiechan: ahaha, drew thinks i'm a lesbian
fembot chic: i'm DUMB she's a LESBIAN
eggiechan: ??
fembot chic: (weezer?)
eggiechan: (...yeah, i'm dumb )
eggiechan: (and a lesbian...hahaha)

*nods* Ee-yup.

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Tuesday, 08.27.02 >> 10:21 p.m.
she's a tough one to crack

....

SadoQAlanet: Hmm... Details, details. So you're 
not actually sleeping?
eggiechan: i lie awake at night listening to the crickets
eggiechan: WHO WON'T SHUT UP
SadoQAlanet: Rape them until they only whimper.
eggiechan: you do it. i'm tired.
SadoQAlanet: ok.
SadoQAlanet: No, matthias can do it.
eggiechan: Yes, delegate!
eggiechan: he is merely a freshman.
SadoQAlanet: a senior
eggiechan: errr
eggiechan: Yes. a senior. Hahaha.
eggiechan: I think backwards. Or. Uh. No.
SadoQAlanet: We're the frosh

.....

SadoQAlanet:  I am not in pennsylvania; nor do I believe it
is possible to determine which ones I have raped and which 
ones I have merely stepped on.
SadoQAlanet: Sez Matthias
eggiechan: Well, pretend.
SadoQAlanet: Matthias agrees if you pay his way.
eggiechan: Give them little cricket porno mags.

Make the crickets shut up...

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Tuesday, 08.27.02 >> 04:11 p.m.
and don't you wish you were a real boy

So my mom left for Oregon at 4:30 this morning. I'm really, really homesick now...that whole college thing is slowly becoming a reality. Yeah. I can handle this, yes. I'll just remember to breathe slowly.

Oh...oh man. So nervous. I'm currently making a list of things to bring to my dorm room...I hope my dormmate's nice. She seems to be from the chats we've had on AIM. But then again, she hasn't had to deal with me in person. So, yeah.

It gets dark so much faster in Pennsylvania. I'm used to it getting dark around nine or so in Oregon, but here, sunset starts around 7:30 or so. I miss Portland quite badly.

Still getting used to that whole three hours ahead thing. Shout out to all West Coast friends.

Lydia's moving to France! Eeek! Take lots of photos!

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Monday, 08.06.02 >> 09:29 p.m.
she knew she was never coming back

Oh, funny story.

They stopped me at the PDX airport because of my backpack. I'd packed it so full that it probably would have split open, but in addition to that, they said they couldn't recognize some of the items in my bag, even though it was all books, CDs, and some valuables.

So we were running a little late after saying goodbye to Jim, Jon, and Jane, and they stopped me. They asked for my shoes. My ratty, paint-covered Nike tennies. My God, it was embarassing. In front of everybody, they put them through the x-ray, then went through my backpack. Just to make sure my CDs weren't really, you know, bombs.

On one hand, it's annoying as hell. On the other, it's so sad that it's necessary to stop everybody, even small little Asian girls who are late for their flights.

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Monday, 08.26.02 >> 04:44 p.m.
beware the giant purple octopus and his minions of evil

So here I am in Pennsylvania. Penn's Woods. Etc. I'm going to be a Fighting Quaker! So ironic. I love it.

It's been an interesting couple days, what with the traveling and all that. We were actually stranded at Chicago-O'hare because of the ubiquitous weather problems that seem to surround Philadelphia every time I need/want to fly in.

Anyway, it appears my luggage has survived the trip in tact, and I've repacked everything in preparation for move-in. So all that remains now is to actually move into my dorm.

I'm so incredibly homesick.

Oh, and in other news, Pandy has convinced Drew that she, 'Suzy', and I are now lesbian lovers. It's been incredibly amusing. SHE IS EVIL, I TELL YOU. TEEECH! EVIL LITTLE MONKEY! Haha. Better play the part, then, eh? Haha. *licks Pandy and 'Suzy'* ;P

Westley / The Dread Pirate Roberts

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti

*licks Wesley*

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Saturday, 08.24.02 >> 12:51 a.m.
once more with feeling

Well...I leave for Philly tomorrow at 7 AM.

all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go
i'm standing here outside your door
i hate to wake you up to say goodbye
but the dawn is breaking, it's early morn
the taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn
already i'm so lonesome i could die
so kiss me and smile for me
tell me that you'll wait for me
hold me like you'll never let me go
cause i'm leaving on a jet plane
i don't know when i'll be back again
oh babe, i hate to go...

I always liked that song, anyway.

Gavin stopped by tonight to say goodnight. I was rather surprised. But happy to see him...yeah. As a side note, he broke up with Kristin, but I'm not sure how long it's been.

Hope I didn't forget anything. I SLEEP NOW.

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